Want to be the worst SG in the nation? It's really not that hard. Just keep doing what you're doing. Settle for mediocrity. Accept inefficiency. Engage in childish behavior. Burn out on unattainable goals.
Albert Einstein is credited with saying “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
Many Student Governments either are content with being average or don’t know how to get out of a mindset of mediocrity.
Do you want to suck? Yes or No?
If you want to improve, better serve and advocate for your students, ASGA has the tools to solve this problem once and for all.
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slang, sometimes vulgar: to be objectionable or inadequate • “our food service sucks” • “book prices suck” • “our basketball team sucks”
Follow these 12 tips and you’ll become one of the worst Student Governments in the nation. You’ll lead the nation in sucking.
1Settle for mediocrity
2Chaos is king
3Recruit only your friends
4Make it really hard to run
5Be very unwelcoming
6Burn out on impossible goals
7Accept inefficiency
8Engage in childish behavior
9Act like God's gift to SG
10Treat advisors like trash
11Screw training
12Think you're unique